Farting ninja toys and Gary

Good morning everyone,

This happened yesterday and I truly must tell you this amazing incident that had myself and Tammi from the shop I visit in fits of laughter, it was the best spiritual experience that Gary has ever done so far. 

Let's get the ball rolling by explaining what was happening yesterday 

Had the best laugh ever today. I will tell you what happened this afternoon.

I went out to get some milk and some birthday paper.

Popping in to see Tammi in the shop, she asked me did I want to go to the B&M store for some milk etc.

Tammi wanted to get some sweets and chocolate.

She closed the shop for lunch and we walked to the store.

Arriving at B&M we walked down the first aisle where Tammi put chocolate in the basket we were sharing. Walking to find where the gift paper was. 

All of a sudden we heard farting noises coming from someone which made us laugh, we looked at each other wondering where the noise was coming from,

Eventually we found out what it was making the farting noises.

Tammi heard Gary laughing in her head saying yes, it's me, I could hear him laughing like a little sniggering kiddie getting up to mischief. 

Now these toys are hanging on a strip of metal in this shop, they are sealed in a plastic container and they were going off by themselves one after the other. 

These farting ninja toys are for kiddies.

I could hear Gary saying 'yes its me'. 

I decided to buy one myself, which kept farting in the basket. 

All through the shop we tried to stop it from farting, but it wouldn't stop. 

Gary was still sniggering in my ear and Tammi just stood and laughed out loud. 

It continued to fart at the till which made the poor woman behind the till giggle with embarrassment. 

We both left the store and walked back to the shop. 

I said goodbye and left walking home laughing until I wet myself. 

This was hilariously embarrassing as I walked home people were looking at me funny

 The sealed Ninja farted all the way home in my shopping bag, I just couldn't keep a straight face. 

I managed to get home without weeing myself laughing even more. 

 I got into the house and it stopped.

Gary said it was the best he had seen me laugh, that I even wet my pants.

This morning I decided to ask him if it was him who turned on all those ninjas in the shop yesterday? Using one of my digital voice recorders.

The reply I received was Yes it was me, I turned them on.

I asked this confirmation question to Christy. Can you ask Gary for me to double confirm it was him who turned all those farting ninjas on? I was surprised when I got home, even though all those toy ninjas were all in plastic containers they were not ripped or tampered with. He was sniggering this morning about the toys like a naughty little boy.

Morning!! Deb  oh it was him alright lol

He is feeling pretty full of himself because he was able to make this happen and with something that you would have no doubt was him.

this is one of the little buggers that made me have a beautiful laugh because of him. 

Thank you my love I love you Gary forever.