Episode 15: Chemical Toilet Lock-In (Bosnia, 1993)
Simon and Travis thought it’d be funny to “initiate” me.
They locked me in the blue chemical loo with a broom handle.
Tried shoutin’—no good.
Kicked the door, and it jammed worse.
Ended up rockin’ the whole thing side to side until it tipped over.
Got out covered in blue dye and piss,
smelled like disinfectant and doom.
Told ‘em I’d get revenge. Did.
I minced garlic into their shower gel two nights later.
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