Episode 16: The Hot Pepper Incident (Kosovo, 1999)
Cooking for 120 in a makeshift canteen.
Private Bell sneaks a local hot pepper into the beef stew—told no one.
Men started dropping like flies.
Eyes streaming, mouths open like warthogs.
Even the colonel cried into his napkin.
I caught Bell, made him eat three raw.
He screamed like a banshee and tried to rinse his mouth with instant mash.
Lesson learned.
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