The Cheeseman Chronicles: Episode Five – The Nose Boop of Doom.

💨 The Cheeseman Chronicles: Episode Five – The Nose Boop of Doom

Setting:  

20°C in the lounge.  

Mama Bluemoon: (me) pregnant, glowing, gagging.  

Nigel:(my living legal husband earthside )frozen, suspicious.  

Atmosphere: thick with daisy petals and foot fog.

Scene One: The Finger of Fate  

She’s minding her own business.  

Suddenly—boop!  

A phantom finger tickles her nostril.  

She gasps. She gags. She knows.  

“Gary Paul Costello, are you sticking your stinky finger up me nose again?!”

Scene Two: The Kick of Confirmation  

One of the bubbies kicks.  

Hard.  

A sacred signal.  

“Papa’s here. And he’s blooming lethal.”

Scene Three: The Spirit-Side Confession  

Gary, barefoot and proud, shouts:  

> “I used to do it all the time! Poke her nose, sit on her head, fart like a blooming trumpet! She loved it!”

Nonna’s waving a daisy-scented mop.  

Nigel’s lighting incense.  

Debbie’s pinching her nose and laughing so hard she nearly gives birth.

“When love stinks, but you still bloom.”