It started off sad because I couldn't go home last night to clean our sons bedroom which was revolting a cross between cheesy feet and rotten bananas.
I managed to slip through astrally late morning earthside to accident catch Gary in mis-pee in the toilet.
I decided to make my way to the bedroom that our three sons sleep in Dylan 19 Scott 15 and Simon 7.
Oh boy you need to hold your nose the smell was toxic, biohazard. I had to hold my nose and gag it was that bad.
Gary was downstairs making a brew when I called for his help.
He came running upstairs to the smell of stinking bishop cheese socks and summat else that was revolting under the bed. What we found in there would horrify any mother. Socks, half eaten sausage rolls, engine oil. Dirty magazine that our dear 15 year old had hidden in his sock draw.
A lot of genius sketches from our little 7 year old science buzzing son.
The most funniest moment was Gary saying " oh bloody hell I have trodden in summat squidgy wasn't sure if it was cheese or Jam. Found out it was old raspberry Jam. We set to clean the place.
Remember I am six months pregnant with twins that side and it's a struggle to get down to pick this up, I got stuck and could not get up and had to ask Gary for help.
Like a gentleman he is he lifted me up under my arm pits and holsted me up off the floor.
We stripped the beds. Hoovered but Gary broke the hoover with a sock and a sausage roll, he said it sounds wheezing pensioner on curry night .
I laughed so loud I literally wet my pants.
I know the astral visit was short but we managed to clean our sons bedroom which was so gross it made me gag.
Gary said should "I call the hasmat team".
I have never laughed so much both sides.
The bubbies the twins I am carrying have been moving around quite a bit I think they were happy that their mama and papa were being silly.
Back to earth side I have been busy doing earth side things for example cleaning downstairs carpets.
The carpet cleaner is very noise so I had my headphones on to block most of the noise. No music playing just using it to quieten the high pitch noise of the carpet cleaner.
While cleaning the carpets clairaudiently I could hear music it sounded very familiar the singer I recognise and the song I knew too.
The singer was Annie Lennox and the song was " in the summer time " Gary confirmed it from her Nostalgia Album. Indeed her voice is Angelic.
There was summat Gary said that had me in fits of laughter and I need to tell you it.
He said that he went back to the boys bedroom for another sweep around after we had cleaned and found a note from Scott saying " don't tell mam I farted on the pillow"
Half eaten fig bar tucked inside a comic book.
It has been quite a day both sides of the veil from tackling three boys bedroom that smelt yuk.
To cleaning carpets and hearing Annie Lennox through the veil.
Gary had the radio on in the kitchen spiritside.
I managed to get what I needed to do clean our sons bedroom and get the bed sheets and pillowcases washed.
My boys are all unique and very much alive and living like normal boys would do if they lived on the earth plane.
Life goes on it just merges into a different place or dimension.
We do not die.
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